Real Advice. Real Life.
Straight-talk advice on marriage, parenting, work and the everyday crossroads of life. From a longtime wife, mom, and marketing VP who’s been there. Welcome.
Co-Founder, CEO, COO, CFO and President of Smith & Daughters 1998 – Present Duties Responsible for effectively creating and managing multiple budgets -Spending my husband’s paycheck and any tax refunds…
The Grandma: You know how we were talking about selling my car in Florida? I think we should do that. But I can’t find my car key. The Son-In-Law [SIL]:…
The Mom: Your polygrip will arrive on Friday. I just got a notification. The Grandma: The what? The Mom: Polygrip The Grandma: Polygrip? What’s that? Is it yours Big C?…
“I just love all the music by the Red Hot Chili Powders.” The 10 y.o.
The 14 yo: Mom, here’s the cash for the video game I want to download. You said you’d pay for $20 since I got a 100% at the checkpoint for…
My 10 yo returned to 5th grade in our local elementary school last week after a year and a half of homeschooling. They were on the American Revolution unit in…
The Grandma: How old is Tom Brady? The 18 yo: What? How should I know? I don’t even like football. The Grandma: I was looking at your father. The Dad:…
The 10 y.o.: What a cool Pokemon shirt! The Mom: Too bad it’s in the Men’s section. Guys always get the coolest things… The 10 y.o.: Like Happy Meal prizes.…
Learning about the American Revolution in home school today Asked the 10 y.o. to get her history book and she pulled out Hamilton the Musical instead! I love this kid ❤️…
“Ah…Auntie Anne’s. The smell of childhood.” The 13 y.o.
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