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On Polygrip

The Mom: Your polygrip will arrive on Friday. I just got a notification.

The Grandma: The what?

The Mom: Polygrip

The Grandma: Polygrip? What’s that? Is it yours Big C?

The 18 y.o.: What? Polygrip? Um NO.

[the 18 yo looked hard at the Mom and mouthed what?!}

The Grandma: What is it?

The Mom: What is what? The polygrip?

The Grandma: Yeah. What is it?

The Mom: It’s for YOUR dentures. I’ve never used it in my life!

The Grandma: OH! I knew it looked familiar.

elderly lady talking on the phone and woking with computer

 

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