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Category: family

  • On Losing Keys and Minds

    The Grandma: You know how we were talking about selling my car in Florida? I think we should do that. But I can’t find my car key. The Son-In-Law [SIL]:…


  • On Afternoon Tea

    The Grandma: Big C, do you want a cup of tea? The 18 y.o.: Not particularly The Grandma: Oh. I was just thinking since you are sick that it might…


  • On Polygrip

    The Mom: Your polygrip will arrive on Friday. I just got a notification. The Grandma: The what? The Mom: Polygrip The Grandma: Polygrip? What’s that? Is it yours Big C?…


  • On Watching Superbowl LI

    The Grandma: How old is Tom Brady? The 18 yo: What? How should I know? I don’t even like football. The Grandma: I was looking at your father. The Dad:…


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