The 10 y.o.: What a cool Pokemon shirt!
The Mom: Too bad it’s in the Men’s section. Guys always get the coolest things…
The 10 y.o.: Like Happy Meal prizes. The girl ones were always a stupid pink plastic pony or the princess no one has ever heard of. When I had short hair, sometimes they’d give me the boy Happy Meal prize instead and they were amazing! They got cool things like.. grappling hooks and spy kits!

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