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On Proper Names for Boy Body Parts

The Mom: Please use the proper names you’ve learned for the male anatomy.

The 9 y.o.: “Hoo hoo” and “dingledong”?

The Mom: No. Just. No.

The 13 y.o.: I can’t say ‘testicle’ without thinking ‘Popsicle’ for some strange reason. What if THAT was a thing? Testicle Popsicles.

The 9 y.o.: Remember Pokemon?  Pokeballs, anyone?

Pokeball Cake Pops

One response to “On Proper Names for Boy Body Parts”

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    Lady Ozma

    HAHA Pokeballs…

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