Real Advice. Real Life.
Straight-talk advice on marriage, parenting, work and the everyday crossroads of life. From a longtime wife, mom, and marketing VP who’s been there. Welcome.
The Mom: I think you all will be happy with the Christmas Crackers I got this year. Instead of the traditional paper crown, kiddie prize and silly joke, you will find Belgian milk chocolate dipped oreos inside each cracker.
The 17 y.o.: Wow! Everyone wins with that.
The Dad: Except the Belgians.
The 17 y.o.: Well, the Belgians haven’t won anything since 1607.
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