Straight-talk advice on marriage, parenting, work and the everyday crossroads of life. From a longtime wife, mom, and marketing VP who’s been there. Welcome.

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  • On Mommy Meltdowns

    The Mom: Could ONE of you three just get on with stacking the dishwasher after dinner? Dad and I make the money, buy the food, and cook your dinner every… Read more →

  • On Homework

    The Dad: Sigh… It says something when I can’t help you with your math homework. The 10 y.o.: What can I say? I am very intelligent.   Read more →

  • On Rhyming

    The Mom: The Five Guys is inside the mall just down the road. The 14 y.o.: What’s the name of the mall? The Mom: It’s called the Brookfield Galleria. The… Read more →

  • On Doctor Who’s On First?

    The 10 y.o.: Whatcha watchin’? The 6 y.o.: The Doctor. The 10 y.o.: Doctor Who? The 6 y.o.: Yep. Shhhh! The 10 y.o.: Doctor WHO? The 6 y.o.: YES! That’s… Read more →

  • On Traditional Media

    The 6 y.o.: Dad? Why is the car talking to me while I was waiting for you to get in? The Dad: It’s called the radio. I have it on… Read more →

  • On March Madness 2013

    The 14 y.o.: My homework? Well, I have to revise my poem for Honors English. Review the questions for The Raven. Um… My biology packet is done. And I have… Read more →

  • On Phone Calls with 6 Year Olds

    {Phone rings} The Mom: Hello? The 6 y.o.: Hello? The Mom: Hello? The 6 y.o.: Hello? The Mom: Hello! The 6 y.o.: Heeeyodelayheehooooo!!! The Mom: Is this you, Lil C?… Read more →

  • On Sibling Rivalry

    The Mom: Big C, YOU are the eldest sister. One day, hopefully a long, LONG time from now, daddy and I will be gone. The relationships you build today with… Read more →

  • On Scribblenauts

    The 6 y.o.: Mom? How do you spell ‘bear’? Like the animal, I mean. Not naked skin. The Mom: B-E-A-R. The 6 y.o.: Hmm. Mom? How do you spell ‘honey’?… Read more →

  • On Erudite Posters

    The 10 y.o.: I need to create a poster about a book I’ve read. I’m thinking about the Fablehaven series, but I’m afraid a lot of kids will do that… Read more →

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