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On Rhyming

The Mom: The Five Guys is inside the mall just down the road.

The 14 y.o.: What’s the name of the mall?

The Mom: It’s called the Brookfield Galleria.

The 10 y.o.: Galleria? What a great word! Now I know what rhymes with “diarrhea”. 

Galleria sign

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