Real Advice. Real Life.
Straight-talk advice on marriage, parenting, work and the everyday crossroads of life. From a longtime wife, mom, and marketing VP who’s been there. Welcome.
The 6 y.o.: Mom? How do you spell ‘bear’? Like the animal, I mean. Not naked skin.
The Mom: B-E-A-R.
The 6 y.o.: Hmm. Mom? How do you spell ‘honey’?
The Mom: H-O-N-E-Y.
The 6 y.o.: Thanks. AAAARGH! NOOOO! Wait! Don’t – NOOO!!!
[really long pause]
The 6 y.o.: Mom? How do you spell ‘nice bear’?
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