From the Blog
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On Learning Manners
The Mom: So are you ready to start talking again? I’m wondering why you decided not to talk to anyone for most of the day. The 5 y.o.: Well, you… Read more →
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I’m hungry, Dad. I need something to eat and I mean a BIG girl snack or I’m going to get very whiny in a minute. The 5 y.o. Read more →
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Pizza Dough in the Bread Machine
Ingredients 1 1/3 cups water (80 to 90 degrees F) 1 teaspoons honey or sugar 2 teaspoons sea salt 2 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil 3 1/4 cups bread flour… Read more →
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On Ding Dongs
The 9 y.o.: How badly does that woman want to win a million dollars? The Dad: Badly enough to stack 7 ding dongs on her forehead as a chocolate unicorn.… Read more →
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On Tourism Ads
The 9 y.o.: What is with this lame ad to visit the Gulf States? Just a minute ago the weather guy was all apocalyptic about Hurricane Katia and now all… Read more →
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On Grandparents
The 5 y.o.: So what was your father’s name? My grandfather? The Dad: His name IS Ian. He’s still alive, at least he was yesterday. The 5 y.o.: What about… Read more →
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My backpack just arrived!!! It’s cute and small. Like me. Oh – and SMELL! It’s got new backpack smell inside. I can’t wait for school to start so I can… Read more →
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On Hair Feathers
The 12 y.o.: Do you think the hairdresser can stick a feather in my hair? The Dad (sings, badly): And call it macaroni? The Mom: Why do you want to… Read more →
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On Favors
The 12 y.o.: Hey M – I *need* to talk with you. The 9 y.o.: Is this going to have to do with cutting your hair today? The 12 y.o.:… Read more →
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