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On Ding Dongs

The 9 y.o.: How badly does that woman want to win a million dollars?
The Dad: Badly enough to stack 7 ding dongs on her forehead as a chocolate unicorn.
The 9 y.o.: A million bucks or 7 ding dongs? Yep, I’d eat the ding dongs.

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