The 9 y.o.: Well, you’ll be glad to know I’ve got a new career goal now.
The Mom: Okay…
The 9 y.o.: Do you remember what I wanted to be?
The Mom: A supermodel?
The 9 y.o.: A koala, mom. So now I want to be a songwriter. A lot more money in being a songwriter than a koala.

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