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On Figures of Speech

We learned about what a figure of speech is in school today.

Like when I’m “soooo stinkin’ cute” – it doesn’t mean I need a bath. And knock em dead? That’s another figure of speech. If someone tells you to knock ‘em dead, don’t actually kill anyone, k?

The 6 y.o.

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