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On Booze, Beverages & Blondes

The 9 y.o.: Mom? What ARE you looking for? This is the third time we’ve passed the Faygo display. We’re going in circles.
The Mom: I’m looking for cream of coconut. Mormons generally don’t have a ton of experience navigating the booze, I mean, the “beverage” section of Mejiers on a Saturday night…
The 9 y.o.: Oh. I thought it was just because you were being blonde.

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