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Straight-talk advice on marriage, parenting, work and the everyday crossroads of life. From a longtime wife, mom, and marketing VP who’s been there. Welcome.

So Mom, just to let you know I want 3 things for my birthday: a kettle to make hot water, a toy horse collection AND a Pumpenator. But mostly I want the Pumpenator. Oh, and an iPad.

The 4 y.o. whose 5th birthday is still 2 months away

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