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On Bedtime Munchies

The 4 y.o.: Daddy, I’m hungry. Can I pwease have something to eat?
The Dad: It’s past your bedtime now. I asked you before you took a bath if you were hungry – couldn’t you have told me earlier?
The 4 y.o.: Well, I wasn’t hungry earlier.

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