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Mommy? Promise me you’ll make nice things to eat for dinner with lots of meat every night? And put treats with chocolate in my lunches every day? And let me snuggle in your warm bed every morning? And promise me that you’ll never EVER sell me to Indians?

The 4 y.o.

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