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On Sopranos

The 4 y.o. (hearing her 11 y.o sister belting out “Tomorrow” from Annie): I can hear her, but I can’t see her. Is she down in the basement?
The Dad: Yes.
The 4 y.o (with her hands over her ears): Where’s the opposite of the basement? That’s where I’m going.

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