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On Reptiles

The 3 y.o: Mom – ask me, “Did you study reptiles in preschool today?”

The Mom (eating dinner) motions to her mouth, chewing.

The 3 y.o: Mom!!! I said, “Ask me – did you study reptiles in preschool today?”

The Mom (swallowing her food): “Sweetie, did you study reptiles in preschool today?”

The 3 y.o: “Nope. We learned about mammals.”

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