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  • On Scavenger Hunts

    The Mom: Ok, we’re going on an A-Z Scavenger Hunt through the house… and E is for? The Dad: Wait til we get to the end of the alphabet The… Read more →

  • Menu Plan for Week of 11/14/10 to 11/20/10

    Sunday 11/14 B/ Crepes w Lemon and Sugar OR Nutella, Milk L/ Slow Cooker Chicken and Dumplings, Asparagus Tips   D/  Roast Turkey, Sourdough Apple Sausage Stuffing, PW Corn Pudding,… Read more →

  • On Hearts and Hair

    The Mom: I know you are only a little girl, but you’ve got a big heart! The 4 y.o.: I’m only 4. I’m small. I’ve got a little heart. But… Read more →

  • On Twilight

    The 12 y.o.: So at rehearsal tonight, this 9 year old dude in skinny jeans and Uggs came up to me and asked me if I was reading Twilight. The… Read more →

  • On Raised Eyebrows

    The Mom: What are you doing? The 12 y.o.: I’m counting the furrows in your brow to see how upset you are. Less than 4 is cool – you’re not… Read more →

  • On Preschool Routines

    The Dad: “I’ll take your coat and put it in your cubbie.” The 4 y.o.: “It’s called a (insert visual air quotes with fingers) “locker”, Dad.” Read more →

  • On Snacks

    The 8 y.o.: I’m starving! What can I have for a snack? The Mom: I was thinking vanilla milkshakes and apple slices. The 4 y.o.: I like the milkshake. But… Read more →

  • On Little Sisters

    The 8 y.o.: Whatcha reading? The 12 y.o. (book flat down on the glass kitchen table): A book. The 8 y.o.: Which book? What’s it called? “Sealed with a Kiss”… Read more →

  • So Mom, let’s say you were going to build a pool for the neighborhood kids. What would be its features that no other pool has? Mine would have an animal… Read more →

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