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On Raised Eyebrows

The Mom: What are you doing?
The 12 y.o.: I’m counting the furrows in your brow to see how upset you are. Less than 4 is cool – you’re not really upset, but more than 6? Wow – look out!
The Mom: And how many do I have now?
The 12 y.o.: 1, 2, 3, 4…Uh…I’m…going to…go do my homework now. Buh-bye!

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