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  • On Earth Day

    The 4 y.o.: I don’t like the books you got me on Earth Day. They’re all green. Plants. Trees. Grass. I hate green. The Mom: Why don’t you like green?… Read more →

  • On G-men

    The 12 y.o.: Mom! There’s a large black SUV parked across the street next door. And now a guy in a suit and sunglasses is taking pictures. I think he’s… Read more →

  • Which one is R2D2? Who’s the guy in black? What do the red robes want to do with the robots? Why does Luke need a robot? Is he going to… Read more →

  • On Classical Music

    The Mom: It’s called “Morning” and it was composed by Edvard Grieg as incidental music for the Ibsen play Peer Gynt. Isn’t it pretty? It always reminds me of spring.… Read more →

  • On Career Options

    The Mom: What do you want to be when you grow up? The 4 y.o.: I don’t know. It’s so hard. I’m so good at SO many things. Hmmm. I… Read more →

  • I want a volcano alarm clock so when it goes off with a huge BANG, everyone wakes up! The 4 y.o. Read more →

  • Menu Plan for the Week of 4/17 to 4/23

    Sunday 4/17 B/ Scrambled Eggs, Whole Wheat Toast L/ Pasta w Ham in Cheese Sauce; Haricot Vert S/ Trail Mix D/ Sweet & Sour Meatballs; Corn/Asparagus Medley; Yellow Rice  … Read more →

  • On Flying

    The 4 y.o.: Mommy, I’ve never been on an airplane ride. The Mom: Oh my goodness – you’re absolutely right. Well we have to do something about that. The 4… Read more →

  • On Ordering Birthday Cakes

    The 8 y.o.: I want a milk chocolate birthday cake. With white chocolate butter cream frosting. The Pastry Chef: What would you like on top of the cake? Is there… Read more →

  • On Paternity

    The 8 y.o.: Are you SURE I’m not a long-lost princess? The Mom: I know you all are my daughters. I was there when each of you was born. The… Read more →

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