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Category: Parenting

  • Lori’s Menu Plan for the Week of 10/3-10/9/11

    My children have asked for ‘traditional British’ food this week for dinner as they are half-English. Rather than subject them to Liver and Onions with Gooseberry Pie, I’ve gone with…


  • Remember who you are. Don’t Be Ashamed!


  • On Cuteness

    The 13 y.o.: My little sisters are SO cute! The Dad: Yeah. You were once too. The 13 y.o.: Ah – but now I’m gorgeous!


  • Daddy – you make the best hot chocolate! And one day you should make homemade whipped cream to go on top. And then you will RULE THE WORLD. Like Doofenshmirtz…


  • “It appears suddenly out of nothing.” “—not an accumulation of twenty-five years like the Koran, but a single staggering performance, bursting on a shocked and scandalized world like an explosion,…


  • Wikipedia says, “I know everything.” Google says, “I have everything.” Facebook says, “I know everybody.” The Internet says, ” Without me, you all would be nothing.” Electricity says, “Uh huh.…


  • On Emoticons

    The Dad: It’s like digital aphasia when you speak through emoticons. The 13 y.o.: What is an ’emoticon’ The Dad: One of those smiley faces you always put at the…


  • Excited for General Conference on Oct 1 & 2nd? Here is a useful packet to help you thoughtfully prepare and participate. Remember Divine Nature Value Experience #2! General Conference Note-Taking…


  • On Baseball

    The 9 y.o.: Tomorrow’s school spirit day, so I gotta dress up in blue and white like a Tiger. The Mom: I thought your mascot was a Hornet? Shouldn’t it…


  • How to Become an Exceptional Teenager

    I love listening to BYU Education Week Talks while I am doing things with my teen/tween daughters like folding laundry, making beds or baking cookies.  BYU Education Week 2010 was…


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