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On The Empire Strikes Back

The 15 yo: “But the Original Star Wars Trilogy had Lando Caldrippydone”
The Mom: “You mean Lando Calrissian? How do you not know his name? You’ve seen the movie like a bazillion times!”
The 15 yo: “Just be happy I didn’t call him Neil deGrasse Tyson!”

Neil deGrasse Tyson Lando Calrissian

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