Real Advice. Real Life.
Straight-talk advice on marriage, parenting, work and the everyday crossroads of life. From a longtime wife, mom, and marketing VP who’s been there. Welcome.
The 14 y.o: LOOK! It’s a Mormon missionary! By himself. That doesn’t happen very often.
The 11 y.o.: They always travel in pairs. Where’s his companion?
The 14 y.o.: I don’t know. Maybe in the bathroom?
The 11 y.o.: Uh, Big C? I think he’s just an office worker dressed up like a missionary. Unless… he’s an undercover missionary!
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