Real Advice. Real Life.
Straight-talk advice on marriage, parenting, work and the everyday crossroads of life. From a longtime wife, mom, and marketing VP who’s been there. Welcome.
The Dad: Since it’s a holiday weekend, I’m going to bring everyone breakfast in bed.
The Mom: What’re you cooking?
The Dad: I’m getting it from the diner. So you can look at their menu online and get whatever you want.
The 14 y.o.: What? Reading? <insert teenage sound of disgust> Seriously? I have to read?
The Dad: Or I can pull up the children’s menu so you can just point at a picture instead.
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