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On Pizza

The 6 y.o.: I’m STARVING! What’s for dinner? Never mind. Whatever we’re having, I don’t like it. What’re we having?

The Dad: I made Cottage Pie.

The 6 y.o. {inflates her cheeks, covers her mouth and bolts off to the bathroom}: That’s soooo GROSS!

{retching sounds heard from bathroom}

The 6 y.o. returns, asking: Can I have pizza instead?

Pizza Face

 

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