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On Glasses

Mrs J. {The 1st Grade Teacher}: Lil C, aren’t you supposed to be wearing your glasses every day for reading?

The 6 y.o.: Yes

The Teacher: Where are they now? Why aren’t you wearing them?

The 6 y.o.: I just had to take them off, Mrs J, because my eyes were sweating!

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