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Straight-talk advice on marriage, parenting, work and the everyday crossroads of life. From a longtime wife, mom, and marketing VP who’s been there. Welcome.
The Mom: I have no idea yet what the menu is for Thanksgiving.
The 14 y.o.: But we’re gonna have a chi-durkey, right?
The Mom: A what?
The 14 y.o.: No it’s a chi-ducken. That thing with the turkey. And the duck.
The Mom: A tur-duck-en?
The 14 y.o.: That thing – yeah. And sweet potatoes. With marshmallows on top.
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