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You know Michigan is kind of like the Shire. People here are related to each other, they don’t like adventure and, well, they’re short and kinda chubby. And I’m thinking Florida is Mordor since it is inhabited by old people who eerily resemble orcs and goblins…which makes grandma Sauron.
The 13 y.o.
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