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On the Sorting Hat

The Mom: If you were the sorting hat, which houses would each member of the family belong to if we lived at Hogwarts?
The 13 y.o.: Well that’s easy. I would be Ravenclaw because I’m very clever and quite cunning. M would be Hufflepuff because she is loyal. Lil C is Slytherin. Dad is the head of house in Hufflepuff.
The Mom: And me?
The 13 y.o.: GRYFFINDOR!!! Because you’re brave and smart. And you don’t flinch at spiders!

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