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On Bacon Egg Cheese McGriddles

The 13 y.o.: What’s this?
The Mom: It’s called a McGriddle. 2 pancakes, bacon, eggs and cheese.
The 13 y.o.: No – I mean what’s this yellow sponge square in the middle?
The Dad: The eggs
The 13 y.o.: But they’re square! I thought it was cheese. Where do square eggs even come from?
The Dad: Square hens.

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