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On Endlessness

The 10 y.o.: Endless shrimp? How is that possible? If it has an end date, how is it endless?
The Mom: Maybe ‘endless shrimp’ is about the shrimp?
The 10 y.o.: There aren’t enough shrimp in the world to ever be endless. Shrimp are a finite resource; therefore, not endless.

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