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On Flavors

The 6 y.o.: What flavor Annie’s Fruit Treats do you want?
The 10 y.o.: Red
The 6 y.o.: Red is a color, NOT a flavor!
The 10 y.o.: Says the girl who considers ‘monkey’ to be a flavor.
The 6 y.o.: Well, if ‘turkey’ and ‘chicken’ can be flavors, so can ‘monkey’.

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