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On Siri

The 13 y.o.: Beam me up, Siri
Siri: Energizing…
The 13 y.o.: I LOVE HER! Ok. Siri? Open the pod bay doors.
Siri: I’m sorry, Big C, I cannot do that.
The 13 y.o.: Ok. How can you tell if she is a witch?
Siri: Why do ducks float?
The 13 y.o.: Siri? What is the meaning of life?
Siri: Give me some time to write a very long play in which nothing happens. Then I can answer your question.
The 13 y.o.: I LOVE YOU SIRI
Siri: That’s nice. Can we get back to work now?

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