Real Advice. Real Life.
Straight-talk advice on marriage, parenting, work and the everyday crossroads of life. From a longtime wife, mom, and marketing VP who’s been there. Welcome.
The Mom: It’s just a little dusting of snow, dear. Surely it can’t be THAT hard to find where the plant blew off the porch and landed?
The Dad: It’s more like half a foot of snow and I’m looking for a white planter that blew off a white porch and contained a white flower plant. At midnight. In the dark.
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