The 5 y.o.: Was that lightning?
The 9 y.o.: Or it could’ve been someone in heaven using the bathroom.
The 13 y.o.: Nah. It was the Google Earth satellite using flash photography from outer space.
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The 5 y.o.: Was that lightning?
The 9 y.o.: Or it could’ve been someone in heaven using the bathroom.
The 13 y.o.: Nah. It was the Google Earth satellite using flash photography from outer space.
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