The Mom: Where IS your dad?
The 9 y.o.: He’s in the “bathroom”. Aka the “The Daddy Den”
The 13 y.o.: Actually there’s a hidden staircase in his bathroom so he can go upstairs and party with the Jewish family living in our attic.
The 9 y.o.: Oh yeah – I’d love to see him doing Dance, Dance Revolution!
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