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On Hanukkah

The Mom: What is that noise?
The Dad: It’s just the cold setting in to the wooden beams.
The 13 y.o.: Well, you can believe that if you want, but I happen to know that those sounds are the Jewish family who live in our attic. You know, like Anne Frank’s family. They just got Dance, Dance Revolution for Hanukkah.

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