The 5 y.o.: I have to make up a timeline about my life for school this week. All the big events that have happened since I was born.
The 9 y.o.: How about your first Christmas?
The 13 y.o.: And your first birthday?
The 5 y.o.: And my second, third, fourth and LAST birthdays too. Yep, that about covers it.
The Mom: Ok. And in other news, that lipstick looks really pretty on you, Big C.
The 13 y.o.: Really? Thanks. I’m playing a reindeer, so I wasn’t sure what color to pick.
The 5 y.o.: And…back to me. And my timeline. So what else has happened since I’ve been alive?