The 5 y.o.: HEY! He’s MINE. Not YOURS. I got Ha-why-oh for Christmas.
The 9 y.o.: Who? What? Which Barbie are you talking about?
The 5 y.o.: {sighs} Ha-why-oh. HA. WHY. OH. You call him Ken. You know, Barbie’s friend?
The 9 y.o.: Oh! Well you can take Ha-wait a minute. WHAT did you call him?
The 5 y.o.: Ha-why-oh.
The 9 y.o.: Hawaii? Or Ohio?
The 12 y.o. (announcer voice): “Ohio Ken”. He comes as a cheerleader dressed in red and white with pom pom accessories and perfect plastic hair. His cooler twin brother is “Michigan Ken” who has real hair and comes dressed as a smokin’ hot football player in maize and blue. Also included with the deluxe Michigan Ken is a Barbie Co-Ed and a Hybrid Porsche.