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On Twins

The 12 y.o.: No. It wasn’t me, Mom. It was my twin. My evil twin. See, when you were giving birth, the epidural knocked you out. So you didn’t know you’d given birth to twins. But you did. So flash forward 12 years and now I get blamed for all her mistakes!
The Dad: So are you Danny Devito or Arnold Schwarzenegger?
The 12 y.o.: Who? What? No disrespect, dad, but I have no idea who you are talking about.

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