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The 12 y.o.: Mom, What’s a “human” pet supply?
The Mom (driving at night): A what? Where?
The 12 y.o.: We just passed it. It said on the sign (spells it): H-U-M-A-N-E. Oh, wait. It was a huMANE pet supply. That makes more sense.

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