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On The Muffin Man

The Mom: I like the name Nibbles for your hamster.
The 4 y.o.: I like Snowflake.
The 12 y.o.: I want to name it Muffin.
The Dad (sings): Do you know the Muffin Man?
The 4 y.o.: HAVE YOU SEEN the Muffin Man?
The 12 y.o.: Can you say PWNED by a 4 year old???

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