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On Apples

The 4 y.o: Why are all those people in the mall today? It’s really crowded. Is Santa here or something?
The Mom: Only if Santa is really Steve Jobs. No sweetie, I think they are here waiting in line for the iPad 2. It’s the newest Apple.
The 4 y.o.: If they just want an apple… they should go to Whole Foods. There weren’t ANY lines there. And they had lots and LOTS of apples!

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