Real Advice. Real Life.

Straight-talk advice on marriage, parenting, work and the everyday crossroads of life. From a longtime wife, mom, and marketing VP who’s been there. Welcome.

You know that choir in the “Imported from Detroit” commercial? I want them to follow me around and sing gospel songs based on my mood. So when I’m happy, they sing, “Hallelujah” songs and people know I’m happy when they see me. And I keep people employed. So it’s a win-win-win.

The 12 y.o.

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