Straight-talk advice on marriage, parenting, work and the everyday crossroads of life. From a longtime wife, mom, and marketing VP who’s been there. Welcome.

YOU don’t get any chocolate. YOU didn’t win. Chocolate…is for winners.

The 8 y.o. (who hasn’t seen Glengarry Glen Ross – honest!)

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