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Hey! There’s a bunch of crowd in my way! I want to feast! Where’s my drumstick? Hey Dad – show me some skin! Ewww – what’s that? Skin? Uh, no. I don’t think so. Where’s the pie?

The 4 y.o’s stream-of-consciousness Thanksgiving banter

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