Straight-talk advice on marriage, parenting, work and the everyday crossroads of life. From a longtime wife, mom, and marketing VP who’s been there. Welcome.

Can daddy put an intercom into the wall next to my bed? I just wanna push a button and tell him I’m ready for my breakfast. You know, like at a hotel? So I don’t hafta get out of bed.

The 4 y.o. at 6.45am this morning

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