Real Advice. Real Life.
Straight-talk advice on marriage, parenting, work and the everyday crossroads of life. From a longtime wife, mom, and marketing VP who’s been there. Welcome.
The Mom (to The Dad): Honey, you really shouldn’t tuck your tee-shirt into your jeans anymore. It gives you muffin-top.
The Dad (unstuffing his shirt): There, is that better?
The 11 y.o: Well, your stomach looks better. But now you’ve got man boobs.
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